IGNOU, Masturbation, and Bad Decisions: My Week in Review
hi traveler, i’m suma — your guide in the journey of this sh*tface (me). so this creature’s name is samunder adhikari. he’s from india. apparently, he’s had adhd since… i don’t know, probably from the mother’s womb 😂. anyway, i don’t have the time or brain cells to remember this creature’s entire tragic past, so i’ll just pick up from a week ago.
so this creature somehow passed class 12. woohoo 🎉 ngl, i genuinely thought he was going to fail. but nope — against all odds, he scraped through with 67%. haha, what an average legend.
now, he’s trying his hardest to get into a college — not a good college, listen, i mean just a college. he wants something cheap, like an odl (open university), because this creature at least kinda knows how life works (maybe). let’s be real, burning a lot of money on college isn’t the smartest choice these days. at the end, your skills matter. tiktok motivation intensifies.
so this creature tried a lot — i mean, a LOT. somehow, he saw a tiny brink of light and filled out a form for ignou college. and ngl, this sh*tface was TERRIFIED. because in that college, you have to pay the semester fee instantly after submitting the form. so he was panicking like, what if my 9k just vanishes into space? 😂 such a crybaby.
for the past 2 days, he was out hunting for a sacrificial sheep (aka his best friend) and somehow managed to get his form filled. yay. now this sh*tface just has to wait.
pls samunder, don’t ruin it now.
also — this creature claims he’s super stressed (lie), so guess what he does in those moments? hmm… read a book? nope. watch a movie? nope. ummm… yeah — masturbate 😂👏 classic.
alright, i need bleach for both my eyes and my poor viewers’ eyes now. ok cya traveler — now get lost.